Horse Jokes Quotes

#1. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause I'm gonna put on a show.

Terrell Owens

#2. I feel that no good leader can let the masses go unfed

Kiera Cass

#3. I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

Jeremy Clarkson

#4. A poet, Hephaestion, sings not to narrate human events as they occur, but to make sure that we have the opportunity of living the emotions and the passions of our heroes even at a distance of centuries.

Valerio Massimo Manfredi

#5. Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch-hall, in Somersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never took up any book but the Barontage; there he found occupation for an idle hour, and consolation in a distressed one; ...

Jane Austen

#6. No horse jokes," he said.
"My lord, I apologize for the horse joke. If you put down the book
unharmed!
I will give you a carrot."
He brandished the book at her. "Was that a horse joke?"
"Neigh."
"Was that a horse joke?

Cynthia Hand

#7. Every order has within it the germ of destruction. All order is doomed, yet the battle is worth while.

Nathanael West

#8. The state of Israel must, from time to time, prove clearly that it is strong, and able and willing to use force, in a devastating and highly effective way. If it does not prove this, it will be swallowed up, and perhaps wiped off the face of the earth.

Moshe Sharett

#9. I think that it is a great achievement to put a person on the moon. But to put a person on the earth-that is even more.

Harrison Salisbury

#10. Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.

Lord Chesterfield

#11. When things have gone really wrong in my life, I've cried like a child. I have really, really cried. I cry it out. Two-three days I cry, and then I'm like, enough, time to deal with reality and figure a way out. This is the way I have dealt with everything.

Bipasha Basu

#12. Every book I read and every movies I watched seems to give out the same message: high school is the worst experience you can ever have.

Jennifer Niven

#13. The true hero trains himself in silence.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#14. While we may operate every day under the illusions of control, even our best efforts at maintaining it ultimately fall short.

William McDavid

#15. There are times when phrases such as 'totally astonished' just don't do the job. I am, of course, delighted and honoured and, needless to say, flabbergasted.

Terry Pratchett

#16. Very funny, my lady. And that reminds me"
he pointed a finger at her
"no horse jokes."
He was making it too easy. "Ah, my lord, why the long face?"
"That's it!

Cynthia Hand

#17. There is never going to be a good time for us. You can't force together two objects whose edges are worn in some spots and jagged in others. We're not puzzle pieces. We're two people who have a world of shit between them. But my mind is quiet when our gazes meet.

Rebecca Paula