Horrorshow Clockwork Quotes

#1. And when the chickens that didn't hatch come home to roost, we will rue the day when, misled by sloppy accounting and rosy scenarios, we gave away the national nest egg.

Paul Krugman

#2. A great way to be left alone on the subway is to appear to be deep in conversation with a small knife.

Dana Gould

#3. Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

Robert Pattinson

#4. Real painters grunt like Marlon Brando

Margaret Atwood

#5. Don't be down on that you're not up on.

Harold B. Lee

#6. My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

Zach Galifianakis

#7. Access by kids to the Internet should be like kids breathing clean air.

Nicholas Negroponte

#8. You gotta know who you are, I think, as a person, I'm a laidback guy. I'm very simple. It's simplicity with me. Everything else, having the 10 cars or the 20 cars is ludicrous.

Darrelle Revis

#9. Without going within, I go without.

Nancy Patterson

#10. Idleness is the Dead Sea that swallows all virtues. Be active in business, that temptation may miss her aim; the bird that sits is easily shot.

Benjamin Franklin