Top 33 Home Depot Quotes

#1. Bayes's theorem and that looks like this: People who understand Bayes's theorem can use it to work out complex problems involving probability distributions - or inverse probabilities, as they are sometimes called.

Bill Bryson

Home Depot Quotes #115653
#2. A little more than 30 years ago, Bernie Marcus, Arthur Blank, Pat Farrah and I got together and founded The Home Depot.

Kenneth Langone

Home Depot Quotes #118286
#3. Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time

Will Ferrell

Home Depot Quotes #121167
#4. I like working, and my brain sort of keeps going whether I like it or not.

Bryan Fuller

Home Depot Quotes #145380
#5. I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.

David Alan Grier

Home Depot Quotes #150224
#6. Duck Dynasty viewers think they're the experts on hunting, but actually they're the hunted ones, just another dumb demographic to be captured, laughed at and force-fed commercials for Geico and Home Depot by the Smart People in New York and L.A.

Matt Taibbi

Home Depot Quotes #167626
#7. Life may not be fair, but when you have someone to believe in, life can be managed, and sometimes, even miraculous.

Julia Scheeres

Home Depot Quotes #269283
#8. A blowtorch is a wonderful thing. You can get one of those for about 25 bucks at Home Depot. And there's a ton of things that you can use a blowtorch for, in browning a steak or touching up the browning of a chicken or making creme brulee.

Nathan Myhrvold

Home Depot Quotes #379334
#9. We're the largest home improvement company today, and we did $30 billion last year, or less than 10 percent of the total amount of building materials sold in the U.S. So when people ask, how much runway left does Home Depot have, it's an awful lot.

Arthur Blank

Home Depot Quotes #505612
#10. To operate a company of the size of Sears Holdings or Wal-Mart or Target or Home Depot or Lowe's, you need a combination of skills, and each of those skills needs to be sufficiently strong.

Edward Lampert

Home Depot Quotes #574673
#11. Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber.

Bill Burr

Home Depot Quotes #639783
#12. I don't think of Home Depot as romantic, but I do think the Christmas wonderland they put up during the holidays is magical. That is what Home Depot is to me, and that is the only romantic thing about it.

Betty Who

Home Depot Quotes #677843
#13. I love HGTV. I love working on my house and have really been bit by the 'luxury remodeling' bug. 'Million Dollar Rooms,' 'Million Dollar Listing' ... any show that can give me design inspiration, I soak it in and try my hand at it. Home Depot is my second home!

Laz Alonso

Home Depot Quotes #753747
#14. Home Depot has never hired one human being for minimum wage, not one. We have always paid a premium over minimum wage.

Kenneth Langone

Home Depot Quotes #781568
#15. Each time you walk down the aisle of your Home Depot or Walgreens, try to remember that behind every label and package is someone's heart and soul, and that efforts in man-years or decades are behind each product.

Clifford Spiro

Home Depot Quotes #981900
#16. One of the things which make any company successful, in particular the Home Depot, was that we understood and catered to the customer. If it didn't sell, it didn't make a difference what we thought or our research told us. They told us if it was successful by buying it or not.

Bernard Marcus

Home Depot Quotes #1014695
#17. If Home Depot doesn't have it, Mark Bradford doesn't need it.

Mark Bradford

Home Depot Quotes #1035058
#18. How can we resent the life we've created for ourselves?

Richard Bach

Home Depot Quotes #1043042
#19. I can't remember the last time I crapped in somebody's sink, but I think it may be why I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore.

John Cheese

Home Depot Quotes #1111052
#20. I'm actually very good with Home Depot-handy type of paintwork.

Michael Ealy

Home Depot Quotes #1171845
#21. I actually do think you're seeing this trend towards organizations just caring more about their brand and engaging. And so I think Home Depot will want to humanize itself. I think that's a lot of why companies are starting blogs, are just giving more insight into what's going on with them.

Mark Zuckerberg

Home Depot Quotes #1186944
#22. I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

Harland Williams

Home Depot Quotes #1204479
#23. We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects.

Bernard Marcus

Home Depot Quotes #1258796
#24. I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

Mitch Hedberg

Home Depot Quotes #1289234
#25. I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny.

Charlie Worsham

Home Depot Quotes #1371968
#26. Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.

David Wong

Home Depot Quotes #1426004
#27. What is admirable in the clash of young minds is that no one can foresee the spark that sets off an explosion or predict what kind of explosion it will be.

Victor Hugo

Home Depot Quotes #1492930
#28. I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.

Susan Juby

Home Depot Quotes #1531000
#29. Can somebody tell me why it is that trips to Home Depot are like potato chips, you can never have just one?

Aaron Blaylock

Home Depot Quotes #1566252
#30. So I Lyfted to Home Depot, where I bought random stuff, rope and duct tape, plastic bags, cable ties, and plastic gloves. The girl at the register winked and said she's also a big fan of Fifty Shades and this is what has become of our society. Fucking and killing are the same damn thing. Now

Caroline Kepnes

Home Depot Quotes #1588907
#31. Besides buying a mansion or something, everything I wanted I always got. I'm just ready to invest it and save it. Otherwise, life can hit you, but you can't go back to working at Home Depot. That's why I always just be stacking.

French Montana

Home Depot Quotes #1762111
#32. Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa.

Jeffrey Gitomer

Home Depot Quotes #1780976
#33. I do think digital media encourages speed-reading, which can be fine if one is simply seeking information. But a serious novel or work of history or volume of poetry is an experience one should savor, take time over.

Michael Dirda

Home Depot Quotes #1834837

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