Funny Home Depot Quotes

#1. We'll see how the sky catches fire. We'll see how she feeds the flames with her implacable hate.

Euripides

#2. Writing for children is an art in itself, and a most interesting one.

Enid Blyton

#3. He was now in that state of fire that she loved. She wanted to be burnt.

Anais Nin

#4. They call it the drowning instinct. It's when drowning doesn't look like drowning. (pg. 241)

Ilsa J. Bick

#5. But these great minds cannot avois doing extraordinary things!

Samuel Richardson

#6. Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day.

Jennifer Grey

#7. You could get crickets to pop out of a book as a little, little girl, but now you have to relearn it? Well, children can do so many things until they're told they can't.

N.E. Bode

#8. We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

Will Rogers

#9. The real kiss of death - particularly with my father - is the extraordinary popularity of his work.

Jamie Wyeth

#10. The media tends to portray the teenage world as one where drinking and sex is taken for granted. In fact, I think most teenagers don't drink, are unsure of themselves, and feel awkward around members of the opposite sex.

Louis Sachar

#11. I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

Mitch Hedberg

#12. I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny.

Charlie Worsham

#13. Girls shouldn't worry about being the equal of men in the business world.

Marilyn Monroe

#14. Why is it, my shadow-striding friend, that we don't fear dreams? We lose consciousness, lose control, things happen with no apparent logic and abiding by no apparent rules ... We don't fear dreams, but we do fear madness, and death terrifies us.

Brent Weeks