History Channel Sayings

#1. I normally ignore the History Channel.

Diablo Cody

#2. The Xanthus or Scamander is not a mere dry channel and bed of a mountain torrent, but fed by the ever-flowing springs of fame ...
and I trust that I may be allowed to associate our muddy but much abused Concord River with the most famous in history.

Henry David Thoreau

#3. I am a workaholic, have always been.

Wentworth Miller

#4. Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

Lewis Black

#5. There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too much id involved.

Irvine Welsh

#6. Jesus is the purest among the mighty, and the mightiest among the pure, who, with his pierced hand has raised empires from their foundations, turned the stream of history from its old channel, and still continues to rule and guide the ages

Jean Paul

#7. I don't want revival ... I WANT CHRIST! And if we have Christ, there will be a revival.

Paul Washer

#8. There are worse things than a bridal shower. Famine, for instance. Colonoscopies. Stepping barefoot on spiders in the middle of the night.

Riley Lashea

#9. I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila

#10. When our thousands of Chinese students abroad return home, you will see how China will transform itself.

Deng Xiaoping

#11. Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.

Jay Leno

#12. One good thing about television is that you have a lot of people with money who have real good cameras going around to all these countries. You haven't been there? Great. Turn on The History Channel or The Discovery Channel. So, we're lucky in that way.

Grace Slick

#13. People enjoy the interaction on the Internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting: that's how some software projects are born.

Linus Torvalds

#14. You don't rewrite it, censor it, or edit it, to suit some warped view you have of the past and your own present.

V.T. Davy

#15. That's all an angel is ... an idea of God.

Meister Eckhart

#16. It's liberating to live at home during the week, but on the weekend it's like, Jesus Christ, how much History Channel can one human being watch?

John Rzeznik

#17. Nothing out there tells us how we must live: we and we alone can now with confidence knowingly trust our own hearts, and admit that we do and must invent our own ethics.

Don Cupitt

#18. I think that Sir Winston Churchill, in the period that the Germans occupied the Channel Ports, when the whole war hung in issue, fulfilled a role, which is as great as any role in our history.

Malcolm Muggeridge

#19. You can forget Stalin," he said, pledging his allegiance. "We're not the History Channel.

Timur Vermes

#20. It is because people exist in varyinig degrees of the dream.

Frederick Lenz

#21. Watch the History Channel if you want it literal and historically perfect.

Emily Blunt

#22. Why sing music that you get to choose that isn't personal to you? That is the great thing about what I do.

Karen Mason

#23. Some of the History Channel's documentaries involve docudrama segments and are highly speculative - but there seems, on the part of the producers, to be a real determination to get at the history behind our past - not the sex, which is left to drama shows and entertainment channels.

Nigel Hamilton

#24. I'm a huge sci-fi geek, and I also really get into all of the alien shows on the History Channel where you see air force pilots talking about UFOs - I love that stuff.

Matt Lanter

#25. What finally scuppered Napoleon's Europe was of course the fatal combination of the English Channel and the Russian winter; the same unlikely partnership that also did for Hitler's Europe.

Andrew Roberts

#26. I love PBS! I grew up on it. If I had to say which channels were good, I'd say, you got your PBS, your History Channel, your Discovery.

Nas

#27. Gods, like men, can die. They just die harder, and smite the earth with their passing.

Max Gladstone

#28. I signed contracts when I didn't know what that meant. I thought I'd get residuals off of the shows I've been on: History Channel, Discovery, Dateline, Johnny Carson, etc. It's the only regret I have in life. If I got residuals, I wouldn't be shucking oysters now, though I do love my job.

Steve Trotter

#29. - If I tell you, will you let met go?
- You bet, partner. [ ... ]
- You promised!
- Nope. I said "you bet." You did ... and you lost.

Scott Snyder

#30. History shows a typical progression of information technologies: from somebody's hobby to somebody's industry; from jury-rigged contraption to slick production marvel; from a freely accessible channel to one strictly controlled by a single corporation or cartel-from open to closed system.

Tim Wu

#31. Live Fast, Love Hard, DieYoung (And Leave A Beautiful Memory).

Faron Young

#32. Maybe when water yearned for fire / it invented waves / so one day they might become flames

Ibrahim Nasrallah

#33. I just always loved watching the History Channel and stuff like that. I could come home from school and just watch it all day. It just interested me.

Akeem Ayers

#34. Secretly, I'm a real big nerd. I'd rather stay home and play Scrabble than go to a Hollywood party, any day of the week. And I love reading about history and watching the Discovery Channel.

Sprague Grayden

#35. America 2012: The Learning Channel has HoneyBooBoo, History Channel has PawnStars: and the Science Channel has PumpkinChunkin

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#36. I'll watch any show on the History Channel.

Rick Springfield

#37. Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored.

Shane Carruth