Hiligaynon Jokes Quotes

#1. It's ridiculous to live 100 years and only be able to remember 30 million bytes. You know, less than a compact disc. The human condition is really becoming more obsolete every minute.

Marvin Minsky

#2. Human domination over nature is quite simply an illusion, a passing dream by a naive species. It is an illusion that has cost us much, ensnared us in our own designs, given us a few boasts to make about our courage and genius, but all the same it is an illusion.

Donald Worster

#3. Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village.

Thabo Mbeki

#4. Because of the media, the way the world is perceived is as a place where resources and time are running out. We're taught that you have to grab what you can before it's gone. It's almost as if there isn't time for compassion.

George Michael

#5. I think all writers are different. I've been with a few writers; they're all different.

Rene Russo

#6. Giving children the opportunity to stir up life and leave it free to discover.

Maria Montessori

#7. The Royal University will get along fine without me." "And the Malcontents won't?" "If I'm away too long, they tend cause trouble. Set fires. That sort of thing." Cleasby grinned. "Sorry, sir, but I think they need me more.

Larry Correia

#8. That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Bum Phillips

#9. Reason and free inquiry are the only effectual agents against error.

Thomas Jefferson