Hilarious Sarcasm Sayings

#1. - Why did blondes vote for Clinton?
- They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!

Bryanna Reid

#2. I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.

N.R. Walker

#3. It's acting, not lying, so I will not be sent to hell for saying these sorts of things.

Janette Rallison

#4. No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is ... beastly.

Victoria Scott

#5. You'll be sorry," he said unpleasantly.
"I hope so," Alabama answered. "I like paying for the things I do-it makes me feel square with the world".

Zelda Fitzgerald

#6. These leaders are like the drug lords who ruled America's ghettos in the crack age, men (and some women) interested in just two things: staying in power, and hoovering up enough of what's left of the cash on their blocks to drive around in an Escalade or a 633i for however long they have left.

Matt Taibbi

#7. Numerous observations made upon fevers, somnambulisms, and other human maladies, seem to prove that the moon does exercise some mysterious influence upon man.

Jules Verne

#8. I've got more than 600 pairs of Ray-Ban sunglasses, from 1950s originals to newer models. I have them on the wall like opticians do so I can pick out a pair that goes with my outfit. I had around 30 pairs, then my husband Rainer started getting them for me as birthday and Christmas gifts.

Suzi Quatro

#9. I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

Zach Braff

#10. Literature is, in fact, the fruit of leisure.

Amelia B. Edwards

#11. I've always considered my work one piece and I consider that my work won't be finished until I am dead and buried and I hope that's a long, long time.

John Lennon

#12. I liked my father a lot, but I didn't see him very often because my mother was bitter about him. He remarried, and I used to have to sneak off to see him.

Stephen Sondheim

#13. The fly that touches honey cannot use it's wings; so too the soul that clings to spiritual sweetness ruins it's freedom and hinders contemplation.

Sri Aurobindo

#14. We worked on solving the problem of voice communications in a noisy military environment. We established military codes that are highly audible and invented selection tests for personnel who had a superior ability to recognize sound in a noisy background.

M.H. Abrams

#15. Second Chances [10w]
Every time we go full circle
it's a new circle.

Beryl Dov