High Five Funny Quotes

#1. Help me. Oh God, help me. ... I can't feel anything. But I know I'm hurt bad. I can't move my body and I can't feel my legs. ... I'm scared. Please don't leave me. ... I wish there was some light. I hate the darkness. ... I'm getting sleepy. I don't want to fall asleep. Keep talking to me, will you?

Edward C. Raymer

#2. They would sit together under the stars, recalling the ages that were gone and all their joys and labours in the world, or holding council, concerning the days to come.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#3. Our experience tends to confirm a long-held notion that being prepared, on a few occasions in a lifetime, to act promptly in scale, in doing some simple and logical thing, will often dramatically improve the financial results of that lifetime.

Charlie Munger

#4. I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater.

Laura Benanti

#5. We may employ artifice to deceive a rival, anything against our enemies.

Cardinal Richelieu

#6. [Science fiction is] the attempt to deal rationally with alternate possibilities in a manner which will be entertaining.

Lester Del Rey

#7. Live and let live, believe and let believe.
'Twas said the lesser gods were only traits
Of the one awful God. Just so the saints
Are God's white light refracted into colors.

Robert Frost

#8. I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

Chelsea Handler

#9. The heart knows no pain sharper than love's arrow.

Padma Lakshmi

#10. My favorite artists from comics were early ones like Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko who had a real heavy ink style. Captain America, co created by Jack Kirby, was a favorite of mine and I sometimes use an altered version of his costume on some of my characters.

Marcel Dzama

#11. Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Will Rogers

#12. If your vision dies with you, you failed.

Myles Munroe

#13. The spider fattens himself on flies, and the Pharisee has his reward. Foolish persons are easily entrapped.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#14. Doing nothing sometimes hurts more than doing something. Life doesn't come with a guarantee, which is just as well, because most guarantees are bullshit.

Nora Roberts

#15. It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end ... I want to hug the army of the Potomac. I want to get the whole army of Vicksburg drunk at my own expense. I want to fight some small man and lick him.

Henry Adams

#16. The marathon will humble you. But the truth is, sometimes it will do more than humble you. Sometimes it will break your heart.

Bill Rodgers

#17. And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

Tom Lehrer

#18. I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

Andrea Portes