High Maintenance Funny Quotes

#1. Now I'm going out to dinner with my parents."
"Your parents?"
"Yeah. They really do exist."
"It's eight-thirty."
"Yeah, well if you're rich and pretentious you're supposed to eat late. It's one of the rules."
"Doesn't that become tiresome?"
"Inordinately.

Todd Young

#2. Star people are rare.

Jerry Spinelli

#3. One can follow the sun, of course, but I have always thought that it is best to know some winter, too, so that the summer, when it arrives, is the more gratefully received.

Beatriz Williams

#4. I always considered an idle Life, as a real evil, but, a life of such hurry, such constant hurry, leaves us scarcely a moment for reflection or for the discharge of any other then the most immediate and pressing concerns.

Edward Rutledge

#5. Unattached and aimless, these old men are always infatuated with little certainties and regularities such as those that ordered the life of Mr. Krupper as seen from outside. Habit is living. Anything unexpected reminds them of death.
("Hard Candy")

Tennessee Williams

#6. I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.

Miles Teller

#7. A jury's vote's supposed to be secret. Serving on a jury forces a man to make up his mind and declare himself about something. Men don't like to do that. Sometimes it's unpleasant." "Tom's

Harper Lee

#8. Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless.

Kim Harrison

#9. I am not ready to die, / But I am learning to trust death / As I have trusted life.

May Sarton

#10. Strategic management is not a box of tricks or a bundle of techniques. It is analytical thinking and commitment of resources to action. But quantification alone is not planning. Some of the most important issues in strategic management cannot be quantified at all.

Peter Drucker

#11. No man can avail himself of the forces of his creative imagination, while dissipating them.

Napoleon Hill

#12. It was the roughest day of my career, my final day of shooting on 'Breaking Bad,' knowing that I will never be able to kind of zip on that skin again.

Aaron Paul

#13. Love is Beautiful [10w]
Even an average woman becomes beautiful when she's in love.

Beryl Dov

#14. It is better, I think, to grab at the stars than to sit flustered because you know you cannot reach them.

R.A. Salvatore

#15. I don't watch my own films very often. I become so jittery and ready to cry ... and miserable. I think it's awful.

Ingmar Bergman

#16. Life is a circle, like it or not that's the law.

Deyth Banger