Haruhi Quotes

#1. You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"

~Haruhi

Bisco Hatori

#2. Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget!

~Hikaru and Kaoru

Bisco Hatori

#3. Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

Bisco Hatori

#4. Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?
-Haruhi

Bisco Hatori

#5. That's why I'm going to kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya reacts.

Nagaru Tanigawa

#6. Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it.

Bisco Hatori

#7. Tamaki to Haruhi: I understand now ... you've struggled to be independent.

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#8. Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?!
The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious
a toy!

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#9. Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this!
Karou and Hikaru: What about us?
Tamaki: You are sexless!

Bisco Hatori

#10. My mum, in addition to trying to mutilate me with lobsters, always told me that shy kids get nothing.

Douglas Black

#11. How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

Christopher Moore

#12. Actually just has a born tech-science wienie's congenital impatience with the referential murkiness and inelegance of verbal systems.

David Foster Wallace

#13. I really respond to human scripts, scripts that are raw and real and risky. I love playing scary characters - not horror film scary, but vulnerable scary.

Shailene Woodley

#14. What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot ...

Bisco Hatori

#15. Ryoji: It's either that she doesn't know how to lean on someone or she's simply that selfless. She won't give me a space to worry about her. Beyond that, she'll protect others instinctively.

Bisco Hatori

#16. Do all the good you can, by all means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all times you can,to all the people you can, as long as you ever can.

John Wesley

#17. The dead are too much with us.

Roger Zelazny

#18. God is working on your behalf, for your happiness and inner peace. So move forward in faith, believing that He is with you and for you because He is.

Toni Sorenson

#19. So many times you've taken my breath away or made it feel like my heart was trapped inside my stomach. But last night was more than any fourteen-year-old boy could handle. So I took your face in my hands and I kissed you, just like I've been dreaming of doing for over a year now.

Colleen Hoover

#20. Jules was a proud little toy. She decided that she was going to work very hard to be the best wolf she could be.

Julie B. Campbell

#21. Seeing someone you used to date is a lot like watching highlights of your favorite team losing in the Super Bowl: just the sight of it hits you like a punch in the gut and makes you remember how upset you were when it all went down in flames.

Justin Halpern

#22. My heart lifted, and a matching grin curved my lips. He wanted to see me again. Maybe he really did like me after all. I felt like doing a happy dance, but of course, I was way too cool for that. I'd at least wait until I got back to my hotel room, alone, where no one would see.

Jennifer Estep

#23. Those extra letters dangling at the ends of words are the genitalia of grammar.

Mary Norris

#24. I'll wait for you at the finish line.

Lisa Schroeder

#25. Some day I'm gonna be gone and people will be listening to my songs and conjuring me up. In order for that to happen, you gotta put something of yourself in it.

Tom Waits

#26. What he had not understood, before battle, was that time could become a ribbon to be looped and pinned back to its center, the petals of a black rosette. I

Chris Cleave