Handlebar J Quotes

#1. The wonder is not that the world is so easily governed, but that so small a number of persons will suffice for the purpose. There are dead weights in political and legislative bodies as in clocks, and hundreds answer as pulleys who would never do for politicians.

William Gilmore Simms

#2. When something is hard, but you do it anyway and get stronger because you did it, that's building character.

Susan Wiggs

#3. After the Berlin Wall came down and Communism was on the run, I looked around and wondered what the next threat to the United States would be.

Brad Thor

#4. When you pursue your goals with passion, you will attract people who love you; but you'll also attract haters. I'm okay with that; I welcome it. I don't want to live life as a spectator. I've learned that if no one is cheering you on and/or booing you; it means you're not in the game.

Steve Maraboli

#5. Simon Templar was a man who couldn't help spreading melodrama all around him like an infectious disease.

Leslie Charteris

#6. When I get angry I tend to raise my voice - with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

Jarod Kintz

#7. I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

Isla Fisher

#8. Thank you, Sabina. Oh. One more thing. Tonight, a white werewolf stuck in wolf form, one who met the angel Hayyel, ran up and bit the foot of Joses Bar-Judas. Should I be worried?

Faith Hunter

#9. When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache.

Lew Temple

#10. Oh, it's already on Facebook. I didn't feel the need to ask, you are mine...

Amy Rachel Thompson

#11. Religion asks you to learn from the experience of others. Spirituality urges you to seek your own.

Neale Donald Walsch

#12. I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

Jarod Kintz

#13. There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

Hannibal Buress

#14. The sweet pleasure of your own joy and success is a cultivation of both the heart and mind.

Bryant McGill

#15. I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.

Win Butler

#16. I choose not to remain at good today, but rather to answer the call to greatness.

Marianne Williamson

#17. I love Photoshop more than anything in the world!

Jennifer Lawrence

#18. If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache.

Marc Maron

#19. Civil war tends to give a helping hand to the velocity of currency, Ukraine can attest to that. However, it is quite an unpleasant way to find the intrinsic value of worthlessness.

Tom Wallace

#20. The violence of language consists in its effort to capture the ineffable and, hence, to destroy it, to seize hold of that which must remain elusive for language to operate as a living thing.

Judith Butler

#21. The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.

Randall Jarrell

#22. We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.

Terry Pratchett

#23. He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.

Erin Bowman