Halmine Quotes

#1. When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a bestseller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern here?

George Will

#2. One does not yearn for that which is easily acquired.

Ovid

#3. Nature does not pile up 1000 hogs, then hope for the best.

Joan Dye Gussow

#4. The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

George Carlin

#5. Sexuality, desirability has nothing to do with body type. It has to do with how you feel from within. I was at my fattest best in 'The Dirty Picture,' and I was called the most desirable. So there you go. I am quite well-endowed, so I have no complaints.

Vidya Balan

#6. I myself saw and touched at Dessay, a child of this sort, which had no human parents, but had proceeded from the Devil. He was twelve years old, and, in outward form, exactly resembled ordinary children.

Martin Luther

#7. I think the local food movement has been taken to idiotic extremes. And so I wrote about that and people got pissed.

Joel Stein

#8. I must say, I don't feel very qualified to be a pop star. I feel very awkward at times in the role.

Edward De Bono

#9. There is but one mode by which man can possess in perpetuity all the happiness which his nature is capable of enjoying, - that is by the union and co-operation of all for the benefit of each.

Robert Owen

#10. Everybody knows that Aristotelian two-value logic is fucked.

Philip K. Dick

#11. Shortly after the end of last season, I felt that I probably would not return for the 1999-2000 season. I also felt that I should take as much time as possible to sort through my feelings and make sure that my feelings were backed with conviction.

Barry Sanders

#12. A robber is more high-toned than what a pirate is - as a general thing. In most countries they're awful high up in the nobility - dukes and such.

Mark Twain