Hairball Quotes

#1. Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth ...

Christina Rossetti

#2. At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Chuck Palahniuk

#3. Now, glancing over ... as she knelt with her eyes closed, her fingertips touching and pointed to Heaven, and her lips shaping soft words of devotion, I had to pinch myself to keep in mind that I was sitting next to the Devil's Hairball.

Alan Bradley

#4. A part of her wanted to tell him she still loved him, and that even though this love was hopeless and long over, it still consumed her year after year. It was a tangled hairball of feelings and she couldn't pull forth any one strand.

Ann Brashares

#5. I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Cheshire Cat

#6. Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can.

Jennifer Egan

#7. Watch your step," said Slash.
Jig stopped, fully expecting to be shot, poisoned, crushed, or maybe all three at the same time. "What is it now?"
Slash pointed to a pile of brown, slimy goo in the center of the tunnel. "Hairball.

Jim C. Hines

#8. ...grabbing failure by the throat and squeezing it until it coughs up a hairball of success.

Scott Adams

#9. Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.

Jody Wallace

#10. I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Stephanie Miller

#11. I'm the very glass of fashion and the mold of form. Aren't I, Mewster?" "You look like a walking hairball," said the kitten.

Gregory Maguire

#12. But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation.

Tom Robbins

#13. Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#14. Every time a book opens, an angel coughs up a hairball.

Bart Yates

#15. It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball.

Kenneth Oppel

#16. That's how we women deal with stuff. We spit it all out, kind of like a hairball, and then we clean up the mess and move on.

Lucy Arlington

#17. YOU ARE BOTH DEAD TO ME!" I shout.
"Then this is me, speaking from beyond the grave when I remind you to trim your bush while you're at it. No man needs to choke on a hairball!" Beattie yells back from down the hall.

Tara Sivec

#18. Are you unwell? You aren't going to vomit on me, are you?"

"That wasn't on my list of planned activities for the afternoon, no, but if you really insist, I suppose I could try for a hairball or something.

Katie MacAlister

#19. Augustine does not disagree with this when he teaches that it is a faculty of the reason and the will to choose good with the assistance of grace; evil, when grace is absent.

John Calvin

#20. Faith is not like bottled water but like rain. Its destiny is not just to be kept and held but to make something visible grow.

Peter Kreeft

#21. If you walk across my camera I will flash the world your story.

Woody Guthrie

#22. Quote of the day: The most difficult journeys often take us where we were meant to go ... By: Nicholas Sparks

Nicholas Sparks

#23. There are three stages in the work of God: impossible, difficult,done.

Hudson Taylor

#24. Customers don't expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong.

Don Porter

#25. The most exquisite paradox ... as soon as you give it all up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it. The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamed possible.

Ram Dass

#26. When I entered Yale, I had to face two important facts about myself. First, though I could consider myself a smart enough person - I was not quite as smart as I thought I was. Second, I did not know how to do in-depth studying.

Ben Carson

#27. Something had been buried that was not yet dead.

Sebastian Faulks

#28. Only when a black idea
has been transformed ultimately :
Salvation will Reign : Forever
Religious Leader Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Religion of Blue Circle
September 30, 2016

Petra Hermans

#29. Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!

Paul Reiser

#30. It is probably true to say that the largest scope for change still lies in men's attitude to women, and in women's attitude to themselves.

Vera Brittain

#31. God makes Himself felt in the heart of each person. He also respects the culture of all people ... God is open to all people. He calls everyone. He moves everyone to seek Him and to discover Him through creation.

Pope Francis