Gutter Ball Sayings

#1. Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love.

Stephen King

#2. I make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it.

Karl Lagerfeld

#3. I touch the future. I teach.

Christa McAuliffe

#4. Be a Communist, a stamp collector, or a Ladies' Aid worker if you must, but for heaven's sake, be something.

Majorie Hillis

#5. Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

Lewis Black

#6. The man who has a library of his own collection is able to contemplate himself objectively, and is justified in believing in his own existence.

Augustine Birrell

#7. Glory's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, and yet she still comes back.

Suzanne Wright

#8. It is pardonable for children to yell that they believe in fairies, but it is somehow sinister when the piping note shifts from the puerile to the senile.

Christopher Hitchens

#9. Your race against life must yield effort for you to be productive

Sunday Adelaja

#10. And so to those who suggest that we are somehow 'harming' young women by encouraging them to take charge of their health we say this: We are not harming young women by educating them. We are arming them with information that they will carry with them throughout their lives.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

#11. A computer is a machine for constructing mappings from input to output.

Michael Kirby

#12. I love to watch low-budget indie artsy films, but I do also love the big blockbuster things. I would love to do that one day, do a Marvel film. That would be really great.

Ed Oxenbould

#13. Love knows how to do without what it naturally wants. Love knows how to say, 'What does it matter.'

Amy Carmichael

#14. I may be one of the last New Yorkers who actually drives in the city daily.

Donald Trump Jr.

#15. I just kept eating my hot dogs and bowling by myself. Bailey sometimes rolled a ball into a gutter. When I had them put up the bumpers for her, she managed to roll the ball into another alley and land in that gutter. The girl had a talent.

Bijou Hunter

#16. But this wasn't a safe, controlled environment I was learning in. There were no bumper lanes to keep my ball out of the gutter.

Ransom Riggs

#17. It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

Dennis Miller