Top 14 Guido Sarducci Quotes
#1. I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do.
Judd Apatow
#2. My heart is in the Church of England but not my mind.
Alister Hardy
#3. This is largely the methodology I've used throughout my career - that is, starting with a question as to what might be the properties of a set of compounds that could be invented which were unusual and unpredictable. Many times I've felt a bit like Columbus setting sail.
Donald Cram
#4. I want to know where is that committee in Switzerland that sits to decide what is in and what is out. I don't listen to the formula makers. I think maybe I have a selective hearing disorder.
Alber Elbaz
#5. If we treat each other as if we are geniuses, poets and artists, we have a better chance of becoming that on stage.
Del Close
#6. The mind which is most capable of receiving impressions is very often the least capable of drawing conclusions.
Virginia Woolf
#7. Nothing is so contagious as example; and we never do any great good or evil which does not produce its like.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
#8. To believe in a God was to accept that He or She wasn't going to deliver you from every problem.
Brandon Sanderson
#9. And since even the thought of winter precipitation caused the majority of drivers to lose any shred of competency they might own, she spent most of her trip avoiding, leapfrogging over, and cursing every cab and commuter. The
J.D. Robb
#10. And we will win the war, and there will be costs. But the military folks understand that, and so do I, and so does the Secretary of Defense.
George W. Bush
#12. The relationship with a live audience seems to me to count for more.
Cyril Cusack
#13. Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape.
Andy Weir
#14. You have not fulfilled every duty unless you have fulfilled that of being pleasant.
Charles Buxton
