Father Guido Sarducci Quotes

#1. I started a radio show where I interviewed comics.And I interviewed Leno and Seinfeld and John Candy and Father Guido Sarducci and Garry Shandling, all when I was 16.And they kind of told me what to do.

Judd Apatow

#2. In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.

Clive James

#3. Haydon was more than his model, he was his inspiration, the torch-bearer of a certain kind of English calling which - for the very reason that it was vague and understated and elusive - had made sense of Guillam's life till now.

John Le Carre

#4. It's better to have a few faithful friends than numerous shallow friendships.

Jonathan Anthony Burkett

#5. An increase in light gives an increase in darkness.

Sam Francis

#6. When you win nothing hurts.

Joe Namath

#7. Nothing in Nature, much less conscious being, Was e'er created solely for itself.

Edward Young

#8. The whole world is an art gallery when you're mindful. There are beautiful things everywhere and they're free.

Charles Tart

#9. DRAGON-GAGGERS: Instead of swords, some heroes wield toothbrushes, say they are there to "brush the dragon's teeth," and then they poke the toothbrush into the back gaggy part of its hot tongue.

Amy Leach

#10. I'm a hard headed lawyer.

Eric Holder

#11. Acquaint yourself with fewer people, and as a result, you will backbite less frequently.

Sufyan Al-Thawri

#12. Art is the expression of imagination, not the reproduction of reality.

Henry Moore

#13. There is no magic in words.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#14. I'm pretty much on the "eat whatever you can diet," just to get calories in, so I can maintain myself throughout the season.

Stephen Curry

#15. Ronin had tried desperately to be smart about it all. He really, really tried. He knew she was absolutely plowed. He knew she would probably hate him in the morning. He knew with every fiber of his should that giving into the passion she evoked was a bad idea.

But good God, he wanted her.

Sibylla Matilde