Fr Guido Sarducci Quotes

#1. There are no planes in the spiritual life; we are either going uphill or coming down.

Fulton J. Sheen

#2. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

W.C. Fields

#3. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

#4. God, I've missed you.

Cora Carmack

#5. Lets talk about the holidays, more specifically, consumption during the holidays. If it's true that 'We are what we eat,' most of us would be unrecognizable during the period that ranges from the night before Thanksgiving through that day in early January when everyone decides to return to the gym.

Rachel Nichols

#6. God, I felt like hell tonight, tears of rage I cannot fight.

Sheryl Crow

#7. Why do you always want to read about other people's lives, Matt? Ain't your own good enough for you

Jennifer Donnelly

#8. By nature, men love newfangledness.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#9. Thought without practice is empty; and action without thought is blind.
(The other 'quote' has it backwards.)

Kwame Nkrumah

#10. Like fore, you will blaze through the forest ... but beware - even the most powerful flames can be defeated by water.

Erin Hunter

#11. To me, jennah is the place where you get to be with the people you love, including those you can't always be with in this life. And being with them forever.

Yasmin Mogahed

#12. The right to have our environment protected for the benefit of present and future generations is our most important human right.

Lewis Gordon

#13. To go to Mass is to go to Heaven.

Scott Hahn

#14. Nature is cold, wet, hard and unforgiving.

David Remnick

#15. The only way into a ministry that sees people's lives change, that brings joy and power and electricity without authoritarianism, is through preaching the gospel to deconstruct both legalism and relativism.

Timothy Keller