Great Dane Sayings

#1. Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Smiley Blanton

#2. I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

Joan Rivers

#3. Sometimes I worry about how attached I am to this dog. About the fact that the primary relationship of my life is with a canine. That at the end of a terrible day I look forward to nothing more than coming home and lying on the bed, under the covers, with a giant Great Dane.

Eve Marie Mont

#4. When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets ... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

Woody Allen

#5. It ends up with everybody at this long dinner table laughing their asses off because the great Dane comes in with a bunch of puppies. Everybody thought it was a male , I suppose, or some goddam thing. All I can say is, don't see it if you don't want to puke all over yourself.

J.D. Salinger

#6. Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.

Bill Nye

#7. If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

Wayne Coyne

#8. I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

#9. Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

Dane Cook

#10. I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.

Saffron Burrows

#11. Live like u've achieved it. Walk like you have somewhere to be. Speak as if it's yours. Exist as if ur life is meant to touch others. work towards ur dream and blot out the nightmare of others. Then receive what is offered because u have earned it. Y'all be easy!

Alicia Smith

#12. I began to shiver. You never know how much you miss a person's warmth until they stop giving it to you.

Anonymous

#13. Me and nice things didn't go well together.

Alexandra Bracken

#14. Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Dane Cook

#15. A work-room should be like an old shoe; no matter how shabby, it's better than a new one.

Willa Cather

#16. Doyle Dane Bernbach was a great, great agency when I got there. There was an arrogance that everyone had, but it was a closed club. I was a guy who worked a little differently. Edgier. More punch-in-the-mouth.

George Lois

#17. My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Dane Cook

#18. Night doesn't fall for my eyes
But my idea of the night is that it falls for my eyes.
Beyond my thinking and having any thoughts
The night falls concretely
And the shining of stars exists like it had weight.

Alberto Caeiro

#19. Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

Dane Cook

#20. Everyone has different ways of defending themselves.

Luis Suarez

#21. Mistakes mean progress.

Becky Chambers

#22. I'd like to do what I see in my head. I always feel like I'm directing with one hand tied behind my back.

Julie Davis

#23. People who work for me know that family comes first. And I'm fortunate to have a family that is very supportive of the work I do, so I don't have to live two separate lives.

Kamala Harris

#24. She (historian Barbara Tuchman) draws on skepticism, not cynicism, leaving the reader not so much outraged by human ability as amused and saddened by human folly.

Robert K. Massie

#25. I'm really great in other peoples relationships.

Dane Cook

#26. Life can be about taking chances and finding really great things and yes, failing sometimes. Or it can be about wondering what if because you never dared to try.

Lauren Dane

#27. Great content inspires action.

Dane Brookes

#28. Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!

Dane Cook

#29. Those who have lost an infant are never, in a way, without an infant.

Leigh Hunt