Good Cigar Quotes

#1. When all else fails ... try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work ... have another.

Timothy Pina

#2. Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke cigarettes and cigar. Some cigar wickeder den herb. Yeah, man, ya can't smoke cigar. Smoke herb. Some big cigar me see man wit', God bless! Me tell him must smoke herb.

Bob Marley

#3. It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.

Terry Pratchett

#4. What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.

Thomas R. Marshall

#5. After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

Brad Shaw

#6. It's beautiful to have a smoking jacket, a good cigar and a wife who plays the piano. So relaxing. So lenitive. Between the acts you go out for a smoke and a breath of fresh air.

Henry Miller

#7. A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.

Raul Julia

#8. One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I light a cigar to pass the time, and think: God only knows what the good Lord really meant with me, or what He meant to make of me.

Soren Kierkegaard

#9. A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

Franz Liszt

#10. A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit.

Karl Kraus

#11. When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

George Burns

#12. I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Thomas Mann

#13. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

#14. I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

Richard Carleton

#15. At the last moment, she remembered that her Master might be watching her and, knowing that good girls bend at the knees while bad girls bend at the waist, she picked up the cigar butt, as it were, in style.

Sorin Suciu

#16. On rare occasions, Dad used to reminisce about when he met Eisenhower and how Churchill would pop in, in the late hours of the evening or night, carrying a cigar, when he'd obviously had a good dinner.

Ridley Scott

#17. I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

Ron White

#18. The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.

G.K. Chesterton

#19. Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

P. J. O'Rourke

#20. There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

Raul Julia

#21. What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

Thomas R. Marshall

#22. What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding , I intend to go home tonight and smoke a cigar to the glory of God. It is a kind of incense drifting to Heaven.

Charles Spurgeon

#23. Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.

Norman Douglas

#24. I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy.

Hugh Jackman

#25. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling

#26. No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

Mark Twain

#27. There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

Ron White

#28. A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

#29. A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

Guillermo Cabrera Infante