Golf Handicap Quotes

#1. Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

Bobby Nichols

#2. I would be miserable if I went to bed without having written 1,000 words about something.

Max Hastings

#3. Sex with Stanton is exhilarating, working beside him is a privilege. But loving him ... that just hurts.

Emma Chase

#4. President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden.

Jay Leno

#5. I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bob Hope

#6. My handicap? Woods and irons.

Chris Codiroli

#7. Disbelief crept over me at a very slow rate, but at last it was complete.

Charles Darwin

#8. I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#9. I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Shia Labeouf

#10. Prior to that I produced a couple of TV movies for CBS, but the truth of the matter is that I burned out for a couple of years. I didn't do anything for a while, apart from taking up golf, for which I got a four handicap.

Gil Gerard

#11. Remarkable only the very best arrangers can get a sound like that from four horns

Evan Parker

#12. Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Henry Beard

#13. One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

Scott Baio

#14. [A]rtificial conditions bring about their natural reaction.

Agatha Christie

#15. Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition.

Franz Beckenbauer

#16. My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.

Ronald Reagan

#17. I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

Alistair Cooke

#18. Congregations are lifeless because dead men preach to them.

George Whitefield

#19. President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'

Jay Leno

#20. I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.

Jack Redmond

#21. I've been writing a lot, I've a few projects I'm trying to finance, I do some acting, I do some directing ... Apart from that, if I could get lower that a ten handicap on my golf game I'd be thrilled.

Paul Michael Glaser

#22. I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

Dennis Lehane

#23. In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

Ken Buck