God Has A Sense Of Humor Quotes

#1. God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day.

Kim Gruenenfelder

#2. There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

#3. The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Margo Kaufman

#4. God has a sense of humor, he places you where you would never expect.

Susan Craig

#5. I was finally convinced of something I had suspected for a long time: God has a sense of humor, and because the world is wondrous, God expects us to find reasons to smile even on the darkest days.

Dean Koontz

#6. I always think it is kind of funny when it comes to wisdom, and I say God has a sense of humor, because my middle name is Solomon, and I love the Book of Proverbs which is written by Solomon, and I have read from the Book of Proverbs to start and end every day since I was 14.

Benjamin Carson

#7. God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

Carlos Mencia

#8. God has a sense of humor that gets my goat sometimes.

Robert McCammon

#9. I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

Yvette Nicole Brown

#10. We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.

Jeaniene Frost

#11. Australians, we've got a very healthy sense of humor in us. God forbid we take ourselves too seriously so it's kind of a cultural trait.

Rose Byrne

#12. Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.

J. Oswald Sanders

#13. Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She'd thought the hardly-even-a-hint she'd caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing, but that was a joke he'd just made. An honest-to-God joke! She wanted to have his baby.

Susan Andersen

#14. It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

D.H. Lawrence

#15. I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.

Music Sales Corporation

#16. God probably thinks it's worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.

Allison Pearson

#17. I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

Rainn Wilson

#18. Rumi and Shams bring to our lives the simple truth that we are not alone, that God really does care. And God's joyous love for each of us is rivaled only by Her divine sense of humor.

Jamila Hammad

#19. What really holds their marriage together are mutual respect of an awesome depth, a shared sense of humor, faith that they were brought together by a force greater than themselves, and a love so unwavering and pure that it is sacred.

Dean Koontz

#20. I know supposedly God has anger, vengeance, and wrath, and if he doesn't have a sense of humor I'm in big trouble!

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#21. Whilst my god is known for his sense of humour, I don't think it extends as far as to save us from death just to kill us as soon as we wake up.

Athan Fletcher

#22. Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Jackie Gleason

#23. When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that's wrong feel really, really good.

Miranda Kenneally

#24. Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.

Jean Webster

#25. We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did - a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#26. I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.

Rainn Wilson

#27. It did not look like the work of God, but it might have represented the handicraft of a God with a joyous sense of humor, a dancing God who loved mischief as much as prayer, and playfulness as much as mischief.

Pat Conroy

#28. So be joyful. Use your sense of humor. And laugh with the God who smiles when seeing you, rejoices over your very existence, and takes delight in you, all the days of your life.

James Martin

#29. God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#30. He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

Bill Bryson

#31. I cannot believe in a God who has neither humor nor common sense.

W. Somerset Maugham

#32. I've always had a sick sense of humor, and I've always wanted that to permeate the music because I don't take myself seriously. I take the music seriously, but I know I'm not God's gift to anyone except my mom.

Josh Homme

#33. I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

Robert Breault

#34. It's as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it's impossible not to lead a spiritual life ...
the universe is living through you at this moment. with or without belief in god, the chain of events leading from silent awareness to physical reality remains intact.

Deepak Chopra

#35. God sure has a sense of humor. I've always tried to stay as far away as possible from lighthouses, and here I am the acting lightkeeper

Jody Hedlund

#36. As usual in such matters, God's sense of humor trumped all imagination.

Diana Gabaldon

#37. God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

Oliver Markus

#38. Tantra is only recommended for someone who has a very developed will power, a terrific sense of humor, and a sense that nothing else matters but God and self-realization.

Frederick Lenz

#39. That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Nora Roberts

#40. A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.

Si Robertson

#41. Most preachers say the nature of God is unknowable, but I'm certain of one thing at least. God almighty has a sense of humor.

Robert Ferrigno

#42. Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

Madonna Ciccone

#43. I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.

Amber Tamblyn

#44. God does not love us because we are lovable, have a pleasing personality or a good sense of humor, or at rare times show exceptional kindness. In spite of who we are and what we have done, God wants to pour out His love on us, for the unlovable are also precious unto Him.

David B. Haight

#45. I would like to thank a world that never understood or accepted me, family and friends that never believed in me, and a God with one hell of a sense of humor. You have all made me what I am today. Let that weigh heavily on your consciences.

David Draiman

#46. A nation's not a child, for God's sake ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed.

David Hewson

#47. Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails, a puppy's tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite's call, and a young girl's giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that.

Catherine Marshall

#48. To be on a journey of the spirit and follow the path of any god requires either a rigidly inflexible adherence to dogma or a tremendous sense of humor;

Robert J. Crane

#49. The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.

Robin Roberts

#50. Thank God for Jesus. Because, you know, he was here like us, so he knows how hard it is to be a person. He must have a sense of humor about us.

Sara Miles

#51. Am I going crazy? Am I supposed to believe that God is a big black woman with a questionable sense of humor?

William Paul Young

#52. Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

Eartha Kitt

#53. God has a most wicked sense of humor.

Maureen O'Hara

#54. The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor?

Kirstie Collins Brote

#55. Have interesting failures ... If you need to have a personal crisis have it now. Don't wait until midlife, when it will take longer to resolve ... Don't pity yourselves. Lighten up. Seek people with a sense of humor. Avoid humorless people-and do not marry one, for God's sake.

Garrison Keillor

#56. God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn't know, that wasn't taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line.

Kody Keplinger