Gin Drinking Quotes

#1. The rooftops of Ankh-Morpork sprouted a fine array of gargoyles even in normal times, but now they were alive with as ghastly an array of faces as ever were seen outside a woodcut about the evils of gin-drinking among the non-woodcut-buying classes.

Terry Pratchett

#2. Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke

#3. There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin" by Merle Haggard, you're beating a dead horse.

Aaron Watson

#4. Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?"
"What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said.
"Tomorrow morning," Mabel said.

Libba Bray

#5. You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

Garrison Keillor

#6. I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

W.C. Fields

#7. Gin and whisky cost so much more. Oblivion and courage could no longer be purchased for the price of an old song.

Norah Hoult

#8. There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and mists and dead maidens. Tonight it tinkled in my mouth like secret laughter.

John Banville

#9. The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

Ginger Rogers

#10. The wages of Gin is Debt.

Ethel Mumford

#11. I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

Anne Lamott

#12. When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

C.S. Forester

#13. Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

T. S. Eliot

#14. When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#15. I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Warren Zevon