Drinking Gin Quotes

#1. You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

Garrison Keillor

#2. There is something about gin, the tang in it of the deep wildwood, perhaps, that always makes me think of twilight and mists and dead maidens. Tonight it tinkled in my mouth like secret laughter.

John Banville

#3. I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Warren Zevon

#4. Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.

Stephen King

#5. When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#6. Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

T. S. Eliot

#7. When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

C.S. Forester

#8. I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

Anne Lamott

#9. The wages of Gin is Debt.

Ethel Mumford

#10. The rooftops of Ankh-Morpork sprouted a fine array of gargoyles even in normal times, but now they were alive with as ghastly an array of faces as ever were seen outside a woodcut about the evils of gin-drinking among the non-woodcut-buying classes.

Terry Pratchett

#11. Madoff Securities is the world's largest Ponzi scheme.

Harry Markopolos

#12. The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.

Ginger Rogers

#13. If we really want liberty - if we really want liberty - then we need to go out and get it, we need to take it, because nobody is going to give it to us. And we need to do it now.

Michael Badnarik

#14. With my husband, I have twice sailed across the Atlantic in a sailboat one third the length of the Mayflower. I know Atlantic gales inside and out. I endured one that lasted for three days with winds up to fifty knots.

Kathryn Lasky

#15. Why?" I say, so quietly that it comes out sounding like a tiny, tired sigh.
"Nobody wants to be mediocre." Her shadow on the ceiling is monstrous, a witch in profile.

Brenna Yovanoff

#16. Gin and whisky cost so much more. Oblivion and courage could no longer be purchased for the price of an old song.

Norah Hoult

#17. I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

W.C. Fields

#18. It was a sense that reality was thin. I think it is thin, you know, thin as lake ice after a thaw, and we fill our lives with noise and light and motion to hide that thinness from ourselves. But

Stephen King

#19. Ask any human being alive if they're the same person they were seven years ago and they're going to tell you they aren't.

Daniel Alarcon

#20. Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?"
"What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said.
"Tomorrow morning," Mabel said.

Libba Bray

#21. There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin" by Merle Haggard, you're beating a dead horse.

Aaron Watson

#22. Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke

#23. I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes.

Payne Stewart

#24. Celebrate Life. Care for others and share whatever you have with those less fortunate than you. Broaden your vision, for the whole world belongs to you.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar