General Happy Fathers Quotes

#1. When they made decisions, people did not seek to maximize utility. They sought to minimize regret.

Michael Lewis

#2. When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?" she asked my class. "Homicide!" I called out

Chris Colfer

#3. When I have them working together, it's like a beautiful kaleidoscope.

Ornette Coleman

#4. My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.

Jim Gaffigan

#5. I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

Ron White

#6. Capote's rejoinder to Kerouac's assertion that he never needed to edit his work ... But, that's not writing . That's typing.

Truman Capote

#7. You can run but you can't hide from a face reader.

Richard Lacey

#8. [Prudence] replaces [strength] by saving the man who has the misfortune of not possessing it from most occasions when it's needed.

Nicolas Chamfort

#9. Gary was a righteous man, frank about his lusts, and they were the lusts of the righteous: for sugar and fat and the succour of a wife.

Rafael Yglesias

#10. At this point we've answered about every question you could possibly imagine about Deep Space Nine, so we do this thing called Theatrical Jazz, where we do a show of bits and pieces of things from plays and literature, poetry ... stuff that we like. It's fun.

Rene Auberjonois

#11. Where they burn books, at the end they also burn people

Heinrich Heine