Gayest Man Quotes

#1. I remember stepping off and thinking that it might not be a good idea to let anyone know that I'm a homosexual, which is hilarious because I'm probably the gayest man I know. I had these huge dreams and they came to fruition so quickly.

Leslie Jordan

#2. My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Kevin Hart

#3. One parody is worth a thousand polemics ...

Jennifer Stone

#4. Meditation is nothing but a way to learn how to do a thing totally - once you have learnt, make your whole life a meditation, forget all about meditations, let the life be the only law, let the life be the only meditation. And then time disappears.

Rajneesh

#5. Every industry is going to be affected (by the aging population). This creates tremendous opportunities and tremendous challenges.

Pat Conroy

#6. The driver wound down the window and leaned out. "Had a crash then?" he shouted at them. "Yes." "Ha!" he said and drove on

Douglas Adams

#7. I myself am a parent in a small business. Number of employees: one.

P. J. O'Rourke

#8. When a man gets up to speak, people listen then look. When a woman gets up, people kook; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

Pauline Frederick

#9. These capacities for randomness may have been amplified into human creativity through sexual and social selection.

Geoffrey Miller

#10. We believe that if we are bad, he is just waiting to unleash his wrath on us. The truth is that he has already unleashed his wrath on his Son for all of our badness.

Jessica Thompson

#11. Every Jew was the last Jew; Tevye the Terminal, every single one. Yet, Kugel couldn't help but observe, in all that time - no last Jew. There had been a last Assyrian. There had been a last Ammonite. There had been a last Babylonian, a last Mesopotamian, a last of the Mohicans. But no last Jew.

Shalom Auslander

#12. [Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

Terry Pratchett

#13. Christianity is the gayest religion, you know. Its core commandment to men is to form a deep lifelong partnership with ANOTHER MAN. It demands real man-on-man, man-on-Jesus love action, no holds barred. It's the most homophilic religion in the universe.

Joe