Gayer Than Quotes

#1. That's fucking gay. Everything is gay.

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#2. Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Terry Pratchett

#3. What is gayer than believing in a household god?

Franz Kafka

#4. Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.

Ashlyn Kane

#5. Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Walter Winchell

#6. I want to want to go to work in the morning.

Nick Woodman

#7. I don't think I've ever been gayer than I am right now.

Abigail Roux

#8. There are more teams looking for pitchers than there are pitchers. That's why it's pricey.

Brian Cashman

#9. I love the fact that I'm bad at [things], you know what I'm saying? I'm forever the 35-year-old 5-year-old. I'm forever the 5-year-old of something.

Kanye West

#10. Watchful are the Gods of all Hands with slaughter stained. The black Furies wait, and when a man Has grown by luck, not justice, great, With sudden overturn of chance They wear him to a shade, and, cast Down to perdition, who shall save him?

Aeschylus

#11. Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

Daniel Tosh

#12. A man who's powerful and strong yet is able to show tenderness and vulnerability, that's really sexy.

Amy Adams

#13. Relativity theory forced the abandonment, in principle, of absolute space and absolute time.

Marshall McLuhan

#14. The child has other powers than ours, and the creation he achieves is no small one; it is everything.

Maria Montessori

#15. Pleasure is nought but virtue's gayer name
I wrong her still, I rate her worth too low: Virtue the root, and pleasure is the flow'r.

Ayn Rand

#16. Gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide

Terry Pratchett

#17. I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

Daniel Tosh

#18. If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams. ~Terri Guillemets

Shidorr Myrick-Gayer

#19. Krystal snorted out a laugh. "Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You're the one he has a little crush on.

Drew Hayes