Garfield Mondays Quotes

#1. It's not enough to do your best; you must know what to do & then do your best.

W. Edwards Deming

#2. I am not a good shot. Few of us are. To make up for this I hold my fire until I have a shot of less than 20 degrees deflection and until I'm within 300 yards. Good discipline on this score can make up for a great deal.

John C. Meyer

#3. He did not have the sort of looks suited for stakeouts or tailing people. As much as he might try to lose himself in a crowd, he was as inconspicuous as a centipede in a coup of yogurt.

Haruki Murakami

#4. Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

Jordan Sonnenblick

#5. If people knew the story of their lives, how many would then elect to live them?

Cormac McCarthy

#6. Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

Scott Adams

#7. I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.'
'Shut your face.'
'Exactly my point.

Derek Landy

#8. I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

Chris Pratt