Gambling Problem Sayings

#1. I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Artie Lange

#2. But I used to have a bit of a gambling problem. And that would have been the answer to my prayers. It got worse when I started playing this character, too.

Fisher Stevens

#3. I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.

Fisher Stevens

#4. Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.

Greg Giraldo

#5. Somebody tell my fam I got a gambling problem.

Ludacris

#6. You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?'

Artie Lange

#7. My problem is that my body acts before my brain thinks ... it sometimes brings me huge trouble, or also huge success. recently, my body and brain got come to an agreement. it may be far better to live this gambling life than living in boring average ... they at least make my art more interesting

Hiroko Sakai

#8. The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They can't get away this time!

Douglas MacArthur

#9. No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

Mark Twain

#10. Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.

John Daly

#11. I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don't know.

Michael Jordan

#12. Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

Meg Ryan

#13. It is not optimism, Daniel Jackson, merely the refusal to fail.

Sonny Whitelaw

#14. I go to sleep at night, and I feel like I just dreamed the whole day.

Shia Labeouf

#15. Travel not only stirs the blood ... It also gives strength to the spirit.

Florence Prag Kahn

#16. There is enough work for every soul, if we use our specific gifts to meet the specific needs of the society.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#17. It's only a dogma that hells exists; it isn't a dogma that there's anybody in it.

Antonia White

#18. A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Gloria Steinem

#19. Harvard Medical School, the University of South Florida and the American Psychiatric Association have all conducted studies showing that the earlier one begins gambling, the more likely it is he or she will become an addicted, problem gambler.

Spencer Bachus

#20. Then I asked, "Do you lose concentration when a woman you want is in the room?"
"I hope not or tonight we're fucked.

Kristen Ashley

#21. Other heights in other lives, God willing.

Robert Browning

#22. I keep thinking how young can you die from old age

Drake