Fyi Quotes

#1. FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.

Christopher Moore

#2. FYI: when you see a grammar nazi foaming at the mouth, you are watching someone with absolutely nothing of substance to say.

Nils Parker

#3. All I see are ankles and wrists
and FYI, you're pulling a Mileyfrickin'-Cyrus with that belly flash. Not attractive.

J.R. Ward

#4. And FYI, Deliverance took place in Georgia. In West Virginia we kiss our cousins.

Abigail Roux

#5. You mean there's someone out there better than your father? (Quills) No, idiot. My father trained him. Just FYI, my father is also his godfather. So you want to be real nice to Dev. All of us take it personally when people aren't. (Adron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. When Sam produced two swimsuits from his backpack, I could have kissed him. (FYI, I didn't.)

Rick Riordan

#7. FYI I am well aware that you are married.
That does not mean that you are not mine.

Jade Reyner

#8. Alex watched the severed head fall and the body slump over. 'I'm not reattaching that. Just FYI.

Lynn Viehl

#9. As well as depressing, but each day I feel like I'm making a small difference. We walked a kid out of prison last week. His parents were waiting by the gate, and everyone was in tears, including me. FYI - one

John Grisham

#10. FYI, car crashes kill way more kids than cancer does. Those crosses you see on the side of the highway, the little white ones hung with fading silk flowers? They're for people my age. ("People who were texting," my dad liked to remind me - because he never wanted to blame Budweiser for anything.)

James Patterson

#11. When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended in a snort. "You finished, big guy?" Va called down. "FYI, goalpost over there would work righteous as a toothpick.

J.R. Ward

#12. To say my day sucked would be like saying the Sicilians were only mildly intimidating.
FYI, they were terrifying. Many a man shit their pants in their presence and I was living in my own personal hell.

Rachel Van Dyken

#13. Mallory leaned toward me. "FYI, your eyes are silver. I'll just add 'horny' to the list of reasons that happens." I nodded absently.

Chloe Neill

#14. So you're saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that's probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.

Rachel Vincent

#15. What skills have you learned so far that you can bring to the company or organization? (FYI:

Kate White

#16. You own a dress that won't make my dick get hard?"
Her eyes got squinty, but her mouth stayed closed.
"Can I take that as a no?" he pushed.
"FYI, women don't like it when men talk like that, Benny Bianchi."
"Bullshit, Francesca Concetti. They fuckin' love that shit.

Kristen Ashley

#17. I normally hate books that have anything to do with medicine, thanks to my own background in nursing - FYI, almost everybody gets it wrong.

Shiloh Walker

#18. FYI, it isn't how I suspected. If you eat enough Cheetos you will NOT actually poop an extra-large Cheeto.

Felicia Day

#19. FYI, this book is not that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored, then forgotten fifteen minutes later. It could be read cover-to-cover during one medium-to-severe case of diarrhea.

David Spade

#20. FYI, women think glasses are a sign of brains, and also, they're sexy.

Jill Shavis

#21. Just FYI, in your case, I think it's okay to fear the reaper.

Rachel Vincent

#22. FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.

Kristen Ashley

#23. Without time," the angel said, "you have only the bottomless, shapeless mire of eternity."
"FYI, philosophy bores me."
"Not philosophy. Reality. Time is what gives life significance.

J.R. Ward

#24. Character is the colossal hope of human improvement within and without.

Sri Chinmoy

#25. This is what loss was, what death was: an escape into the luminous wave-forms, into the ineffable speed of the light-years and the parsecs, the eternally receding distances of the cosmos.

Salman Rushdie

#26. It is not hard to compose but it is wonderfully hard to let the superfluous notes fall under the table ... So many melodies fly about, one must be careful not to tread on them.

Johannes Brahms

#27. Retrench in everything that is bad and worthless, and improve in everything that is good and beautiful.

Susa Young Gates

#28. Thus every writer's motto reads: mad I cannot be, sane I do not deign to be, neurotic I am.

Roland Barthes