Funny Wwe Quotes

#1. You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

Chris Jericho

#2. I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?

John Layfield

#3. Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Scott Steiner

#4. Can I wear your blazer?

CM Punk

#5. Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

Daniel Bryan

#6. What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

Dusty Rhodes

#7. You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!

Randy Orton

#8. The fats dented the flats.

Jerry Lawler

#9. I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.

Mick Foley

#10. How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!

Dwayne Johnson

#11. Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

John Cena

#12. Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

John Cena

#13. It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

Daniel Bryan

#14. The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

Paul Heyman

#15. Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

CM Punk

#16. And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Dwayne Johnson

#17. What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

Jerry Lawler

#18. Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Scott Steiner

#19. You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.

Sid Vicious

#20. ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Jerry Lawler

#21. I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?

Triple H

#22. Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

Scott Steiner

#23. Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Bobby Heenan

#24. Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

Scott Steiner

#25. Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.

The Undertaker

#26. You're not funny and nobody likes you!

CM Punk

#27. Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Dwayne Johnson

#28. Go back to your bingo hall.

Jerry Lawler

#29. Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

Dwayne Johnson

#30. You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.

Dwayne Johnson

#31. You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

Chris Jericho

#32. Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Jerry Lawler

#33. I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you.

Mick Foley