Top 10 Wwe Chris Jericho Funny Quotes
#2. After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink, urination is a rare event. I hope I can remember how to do it.
Isaac Marion
#3. If he wanted to play a game with my character, then I was prepared to answer in turn.
Kiera Cass
#4. It was a dumb mistake, sleeping with her, and I learned from the experience. Still, I'd gladly make the same mistake tonight if she calls.
Jarod Kintz
#5. The glory of 70mm is the sharpness of the image it offers.
Kenneth Branagh
#6. To one's own fault, twas life's giving.
To one's understanding, twas his choosing.
Isabel Aanya Leigh
#7. If you love a flower which happens to be on a star, it is sweet at night to gaze at the sky. All the stars are a riot of flowers.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
#8. We live in a society that has no adequate images anymore, and if we do not find adequate images and an adequate language for our civilization with which to express them, we will die out like the dinosaurs.
Werner Herzog
#9. You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.
Chris Jericho
#10. Perfection I've lived with the pretense of perfection for seventeen years. Give my room a cursory inspection, you'd think I have OCD. But it's only habit and not obsession that keeps it all orderly. Of course, I don't want to give the impression that it's all up to me.
Ellen Hopkins
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