Funny Wrestling Sayings

#1. Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

Craig Ferguson

#2. It is the evil mind that gets first hold on all of us. Learning virtue means unlearning vice. We

Seneca.

#3. The moment was lost in vulgar details.

Oscar Wilde

#4. Like everybody I have many different sides.

Juliette Lewis

#5. No punching?" he asked.
"No."
"No kicking?"
"No."
"How about arm wrestling?"
"No. And before you ask, we've avoided Slug Bug, Slap Bets, and any and all Dance-Offs."
Fate Succumbs

Tammy Blackwell

#6. If all else fails and you don't know what to wear, put on a black dress, and you'll be happy.

Lily Donaldson

#7. The eyes of love have 20/20 vision when focused on another, and become entirely blind when focused on ourselves.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#8. The best way to get children excited about reading is to read to them from the beginning of their lives.

J.K. Rowling

#9. There is no earthly reason why Walmart and McDonald's and Walgreens and these other giant, profitable institutions should have one worker in need of public assistance. It's ridiculous.

Nick Hanauer

#10. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning.

Kyle Adams

#11. I remember feeling it even then- the sensation that your heart weighs more than your body- that it might burst out of your chest and splatter all over the wall. I suppose it's called loneliness.

Tiffanie DeBartolo

#12. And what more could a man hope for but to conquer death?

Brent Weeks

#13. There 's nae sorrow there, John, There 's neither cauld nor care, John, The day is aye fair, In the land o' the leal.

Carolina Nairne

#14. ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Jerry Lawler

#15. We're all a little nit autistic.

Dustin Hoffman

#16. I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio.

Kurt Angle

#17. Truth and Honesty: this principle could bring about healing and harmony in any nation.

Sunday Adelaja

#18. I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

Sarah Silverman