Top 12 Funny Tuk Tuk Sayings

#1. Don't sport it unless you plan to use it. Raven stuck his tongue out, his eyes narrowing with intention. The ring on his lip protruded out.

C.L.Stone

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#2. In acrylic, happiness comes a bit faster.

Robert Genn

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#3. The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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#4. Modernity starts with the state monopoly on violence, and ends with the state's monopoly on fiscal irresponsibility.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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#5. Animals behaved with purpose, it seemed. Unlike people.

Barbara Kingsolver

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#6. Dont you know that you are my Zarya? You always have been. I've been in love with you since the first day we met and you took a beating for me. Would you really ask me to watch you fly out of here, knowing you're going to die and do nothing about it? Really?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#7. Light inside of us can overcome, withstand or overshadow any darkness outside of us

Ikechukwu Joseph

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#8. One's enemies are always talking about 'post-feminism.' It is a word invented by people who would like to do away with feminism.

Gloria Steinem

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#9. You see, evil always turns on itself and Light only multiplies.

Joan Pillen

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#10. Apologies often cannot undo pain; but they can acknowledge it. And part of the cruelty of bullying is that the bruises it leaves are on the inside - it's a hidden form of violence, shrouded by shame.

Mathew N. Schmalz

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#11. Choosing to associate with positive, optimistic people will accelerate our positive growth.

Dan Miller

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#12. He's not going around telling everyone you're monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.

Josephine Angelini

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