Funny Thief Quotes

#1. The vanished lives of all are filled with many shames. Therefore do not judge.

Sri Yukteswar Giri

#2. Show me your knife.' Man don't got a knife, I got no use for him - it's the universal tool.

David Wong

#3. In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Wilson Mizner

#4. The good moral work of art should have all the qualities that a good amoral work of art should have, such as formal unity, balance, contrast, and a sensitivity to the material out of which it is made.

Norman McLaren

#5. The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

Josh Billings

#6. You know how on a flat surface, which has only two dimensions, we can represent a figure of a three-dimensional solid, and similarly they think that by models of three dimensions they could represent one of four - if they could master the perspective of the thing.

H.G.Wells

#7. Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.

Rick Riordan

#8. Buckethead [former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist] is probably twice as good a guitar player as me and Slash combined, and can stand having fried chicken rubbed up against his face all night for a couple of hours.

Dave Mustaine

#9. Long live the weeds that overwhelm
My narrow vegetable realm!
The bitter rock, the barren soil
That force the son of man to toil;
All things unholy, marred by curse,
The ugly of the universe.

Theodore Roethke

#10. I was the executive editor on a little magazine called Greek Accent, whose only claim to fame is that its art director went on to be the art director of Discover for many years.

Jane Haddam

#11. Once you are miserable you are miserable there's no getting out of misery even if you'll be succeeded to get out of it,once again it will hunt you down and conquer it will conquer your heart once again best way to deal with it is to enjoy it.

Fahad Hassan

#12. Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room.

ABC

#13. The future did not arrive.

John C. Wright

#14. Any government has to be friendly with investors and the business community. They provide jobs, new investments; they keep the country running.

Naguib Sawiris

#15. Some guys can run fast, some guys can sing, I found I could take photographs that people were interested in.

David Douglas Duncan

#16. I felt I had to win. It seemed very important. I didn't know why it was important and I kept thinking, why do I think this is so important? And another part of me answered, just because it is.

Charles Bukowski

#17. The big thing in life is to focus on providing more value to people than they expect. The rest comes then.

James Altucher

#18. The only feelings that do not heal are the ones you hide.

Henri Nouwen

#19. I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief.

Heidi Heilig