Funny Testimonial Quotes

#1. Morality does not depend on religion.

John Ruskin

#2. My books have come many years apart and each one seems to reflect a period of experience. Ending the book is like putting a period on a certain movement. Interior and external - both.

Joan Larkin

#3. In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

Chris Kattan

#4. When I write, I try to represent the voices of people I've known who had no voice.

Carla H. Krueger

#5. I'm not going to blame a referee for something I feel like I should be able to control. I should get up quicker. If you want to win fights, you just have to do it, regardless of what's going on.

Sara McMann

#6. Well, you know what they say, the reader is the final contributor. Cheers for doing the heavy lifting.

Brian K. Vaughan

#7. Death as the destruction of all things no longer had meaning when life was revealed to be a fatuous sequence of empty words, the hollow jingle of a jester's cap and bells.

Michel Foucault

#8. When we talk about how movies used to be made, it was over 100 years of film, literal, physical film, with emulsion, that we would expose to light and we would get pictures.

Keanu Reeves

#9. Your life is an island separated from all other islands and continents. Regardless of how many boats you send to other shores or how many ships arrive upon your shores, you yourself are an island separated by its own pains, secluded in its happiness

Khalil Gibran

#10. Teddy was feeling as miserable and impotently angry as any male creature does when two women are quarreling about him in his presence. He wished himself a thousand miles away.

L.M. Montgomery

#11. I always put a lot of priority on my education, even if that means taking classes after work or on the weekends.

Nolan Gould

#12. In the Far East, it is taken for granted that the training of a monk is physically rigorous and academically challenging.

Frederick Lenz

#13. The body moves naturally, automatically, unconsciously, without any personal intervention or awareness. But if we begin to use our faculty of reasoning, our actions become slow and hesitant.

Jaimal Yogis