Top 7 Funny Swear Jar Quotes

#1. When we sit down each day and do our work, power concentrates around us .

Steven Pressfield

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#2. Hurt no more, fear no more, cry no more.

Carol Brearley

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#3. More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

Robert X. Cringely

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#4. I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.

Seth MacFarlane

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#5. It seems unfortunate that strong people are usually so disagreeable and overbearing that no one cares for them. In fact, to be different from your fellow creatures is always a misfortune.

L. Frank Baum

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#6. Defend Paris to the last, destroy all bridges over the Seine and devastate the city.

Adolf Hitler

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#7. Sin is not just the wrong stuff we do; it's the good we don't do. It's the starving children we don't want to look at, the volunteering we avoid, the poor we don't want to serve, and the money we don't want to give.

John Ortberg

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