Top 12 Funny Sugar Momma Quotes

#1. Most business meetings involve one party elaborately suppressing a wish to shout at the other: 'just give us the money'.

Alain De Botton

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#2. Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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#3. All that was missing was a neon sign that read EVIL AND CONFLICTED ABOUT IT with a flashing arrow pointing at his head.

Ilona Andrews

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#4. Hart and Hope," I muttered. "If you're going to name your kids like that, of course they're going to think they live in a comic book.

Alyxandra Harvey

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#5. Money isnt what drives me, getting fans who truly understand what I'm about and want to see me live is where my head is at.

Hoodie Allen

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#6. He also sware himself by a binding oath that whatever wife he married he would abate her maidenhead at night and slay her next morning to make sure of his honour;

Anonymous

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#7. You and only you are responsible for your life choices and decisions.

Robert Kiyosaki

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#8. The American way is the way most law-abiding Americans live - in debt. Does this make a balanced budget un-American?

Cullen Hightower

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#9. It was bitingly cold up here,and the wind pulled at his clothes like an insistent lover.

George R R Martin

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#10. General Taylor is, I have no doubt, a well-meaning old man. He is, however, uneducated, exceedingly ignorant of public affairs, and I should judge, of very ordinary capacity.

James K. Polk

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#11. All those children sent on trains to the Midwest - collected off the streets of New York like refuse, garbage on a barge, to be sent as far away as possible, out of sight.

Christina Baker Kline

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#12. The people meant to be in your life will look inside, not just stare at the pretty bow on the box.

Shannon L. Alder

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