Top 13 Sugar Daddy Funny Quotes

#1. Coffee's the elixir of life.

David Mitchell

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#2. Roilant caught himself, with exasperation, slipping into vacuous philosophy, a sure sign his opinion of life was at its very lowest.

Tanith Lee

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#3. By beauty of course I mean truth, for the one involves the other; it is only the false in art which is ugly, and it is only the ugly that is universal.

William Dean Howells

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#4. You may obey a leader who has power and authority, but you will not strive to serve her or the cause of the organization unless you respect and care for her in addition to the ones with whom you serve.

Dan B. Allender

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#5. I find it interesting that 16-year-olds are having plastic surgery. People in their 40s used to think, 'I'm aging, I have to do something about it.' Now children are deciding they don't like the way they look.

Jane Seymour

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#6. I had a few fibroids removed, and they left me with a Grand Canyon of scar tissue in my uterus. The doctors weren't sure I'd be able to reproduce. I was prepared for a rough road, and then out of nowhere we conceived.

Holly Marie Combs

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#7. This is what it is to live in the world. You have to give yourself over to the cold, at least a little bit.

Anne Ursu

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#8. No one sits on the stoop when she's a kid and thinks, 'I want to be a biographer when I grow up.'

Stacy Schiff

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#9. That's one of my real goals is to keep theater in my life.

Finn Wittrock

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#10. Why did I have to look like hell when he looked like he just stepped out of a comic book?

Lola Dodge

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#11. The one you love leans forward, smiles, deceives you, Opens a door through which you see dark dreams.

Conrad Aiken

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#12. I'm no longer interested in being in big commercial films.

Sienna Miller

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#13. Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

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