Funny Strike Sayings

#1. One enjoys friendship most when times are good, when the sun shines and the world is kind. But it is the sharing of adversity that knits men together.

John Christopher

#2. How swiftly you dismiss our love...

Cassandra Clare

#3. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

John Wayne

#4. I'm always playing characters with intellects profoundly superior to mine. That's great fun, even though it's as much a fantasy for me as for the people watching me.

Benedict Cumberbatch

#5. The more they try to look holy the less I am convinced,

Jessie Burton

#6. When you're going in the right direction, life always looks larger than what you're accustomed to.

Karyn Henley

#7. Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.

W. Kamau Bell

#8. I realised in Sri Lanka that my dream of playing in a World Cup was a bridge too far,

Jacques Kallis

#9. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Woody Allen

#10. The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood Bowl
everything.

Allan Sherman

#11. Coming to Christ is not an event. It is a process where we keep trying and trying and never give up.

Toni Sorenson

#12. Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib.

Don Rickles

#13. I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.

Libba Bray

#14. Splendor was the decree of the day.

Karen Azinger

#15. It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

#16. I strike fear into you because I am a man?"
"It isn't funny."
"I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.

Catherine Anderson

#17. Fannie Mae had aroused his anger, then reduced his anger to verbal breast-beating, and finally to silent hurt. Still, the love remained. Why?

Frank Herbert

#18. The horror with which blind and unjust law regards an action never attaches to the doer in the eyes of those who love him.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#19. Gina sat with the extremely quiet Tanberk on one side and Rebecca

Darcie Boleyn

#20. Thus, while I quaff the genial wine, I live mid transports quite divine.

Anacreon

#21. Oh honestly, Whyborne, don't put up such a fuss. I swear, you men have your entire egos tied to the functioning of a few inches of flesh."
"More than a few," Griffin said with a smirk.
I buried my face in my hands and wished the mummy's curse were real and might strike me down immediately.

Jordan L. Hawk

#22. We made our worlds better places; that was absolutely essential or we did not deserve them.

Stephanie Meyer

#23. But it's not so much having to repair the damage, it's more the attitude behind the vandalism, Harry. Muggle-baiting might strike some wizards as funny, but it's an expression of something much deeper and nastier ...

J.K. Rowling

#24. Men can beat each other to a pulp and still walk away friends. With a woman, once an enemy, always an enemy. Women will sit like a spider, for years, waiting for the chance to strike. They never forget and seldom forgive.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#25. I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus.

Michael Moorcock