Funny Stenographer Quotes

#1. I'm happy to have had everything healed. We're fine.

Marla Maples

#2. One of the best decisions we made on the 'Arrow' pilot was to have the Deathstroke mask. Within 30 seconds, you knew you were watching a DC comics show.

Andrew Kreisberg

#3. John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.

David Letterman

#4. I believe in the right to defend yourself.

Rick Scott

#5. You are ill, correct? The warmth and shivering had no other particular cause, did it?"
"Not only am I ill, I am sure I am contagious.

Madeline Hunter

#6. I believe that the family unit has fundamentally been the most positive thing for society, and I don't believe that any minority has the right to create changes that impact on the majority.

Stephen Baldwin

#7. Jeremiah 29:11
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, " Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a HOPE and a FUTURE.

Anonymous

#8. It's one thing to communicate to people because you believe you have something of value to say. It's another to communicate with people because you believe they have value.

John C. Maxwell

#9. Amy: This time can we ... lose the bunk beds?
The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!

Neil Gaiman

#10. Mhisery took a deep breath, gave a small smirk along with a wink and said, "What are you waiting for? The South to rise again, fuck me!

Shyloh Morgan

#11. Each that we lose takes part of us;
A crescent still abides,
Which like the moon, some turbid night,
Is summoned by the tides.

Emily Dickinson

#12. Ah! the soft starlight of virgin eyes.

Honore De Balzac

#13. I'm never uncomfortable with anything I do. I never feel like I regret anything. I love music, you know? All kinds of music.

Juicy J

#14. I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.

Norah Vincent

#15. While every individual needs to obey Jesus's call to follow, we cannot follow Jesus as individuals.

Francis Chan