Funny Stank Face Quotes

#1. There's nothing wrong with her except she's completely fucked up.

Gary Shteyngart

#2. Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony. The Black Company pg 447

Glen Cook

#3. All the world's misfortunes stemmed from the countless untruths, both deliberate and unintentional, which people told because of haste or carelessness.

Michael Ende

#4. Returning to the Moon with NASA astronauts is not the best usage of our resources. Because OUR resources should be directed to outward, beyond-the-moon, to establishing habitation and laboratories on the surface of Mars that can be built, assembled, from the close-by moons of Mars.

Buzz Aldrin

#5. I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.

Behati Prinsloo

#6. Beneath the skin of everything is something nobody can know.

Stephen Collins

#7. There aren't terrible ideas," the Gray Man said. "Just ideas done terribly.

Maggie Stiefvater

#8. The lust for power is not rooted in strength but in weakness.

Erich Fromm

#9. People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.

Dan Quayle

#10. the mad have a grace all their own

Kim Harrison

#11. Shaking my head, I watched the cat run under the van and stare at us with black
eyes. I wasn't a cat person. They always seemed like they were secretly plotting
the destruction of the human race. And despite the cutesy name Zoe had given it,
this one struck me as slightly evil.

Erin Lynn

#12. Usually redemption implies rescue - being saved. What were you being saved from?' he inquired, his voice carefully neutral. 'Ugliness.

Amy Harmon

#13. The first American insurance company was the Friendly Society for the Mutual Insurance of Houses Against Fire, founded in Charles Town in South Carolina, in 1735.

Andrew Tobias

#14. In the waking dreams our societies permit, in our myths, our arts, our songs, we celebrate the nonbelongers, the different ones, the outlaws, the freaks.

Salman Rushdie

#15. I was born by Caesarian section ... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

Steven Wright