Funny Face Swap Quotes

#1. The ego will always be able to find ways to keep the aspirant busy in self-improvement, thus binding him or her to the fact that the self is still there behind all the improvements. For why should the ego kill itself?

Paul Brunton

#2. What kind of a hick town is this, anyway?" she murmured. "A bank is held up and the sheriff is in church. What's he doing, praying that somebody will catch the robbers for him?

Robert Bloch

#3. I must begin, not with hypothesis, but with specific instances, no matter how minute.

Paul Klee

#4. The road had the lonely times, but I kept myself busy.

Buck Owens

#5. But war only ends for those who have not been in one.

Simon Van Booy

#6. Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Margaret Cho

#7. Every comedian is just doing the comedy they find funny. This is me and it's not clean in any way. I could get a lot more work on TV playing clean but it's never interesting.

Jim Jefferies

#8. It is always easier to find your sense of value by demeaning another's value. It is easier to define yourself as 'not that,' rather than do an actual accounting of your own qualities and put them on the scale.

Jessa Crispin

#9. What is required is not a lot words, but effectual ones.

Seneca The Younger

#10. Every single element in an advertisement - headline, subhead, photo, and copy - must be put there not because it looks good, not because it sounds good, but because testing has shown that it works best!

John Caples

#11. Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

Robert Frost

#12. Two things are necessary, the development of individuality and the participation of the individual in a truly social life.

Maria Montessori

#13. Writing is the place where I can be as bold and compassionate and wise as I choose.

Richard Bowes