Funny Spiteful Quotes

#1. I loved him and it wasn't even a little bit. It was a lotta bit.

Mariana Zapata

#2. It is wonderful how cheered a pilot becomes after he shoots down his first machine; his morale increases by at least 100 percent.

James Ira Thomas Jones

#3. I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas.

Kate Beckinsale

#4. You're amazing," Kylar said.
~I know.~
"Humble, too.

Brent Weeks

#5. It makes you love vividly, work intensely, and realize that, in the scheme of things, you really don't have time to sit on the sofa in your undies watching Homes Under the Hammer.

Caitlin Moran

#6. Time is inconsequential when you meet the right person.

Jodie Larson

#7. I have a bad feeling about this," she said.
"We'll fake it. And if push comes to shove, we can just sing Goober Peas and waltz around."
"Rebecca might not find that very funny."
"Rebecca is a Northerner. You can tell because there aren't any cheese straws on the snack table.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#8. I had been writing for about twelve years. I knew pretty well how you could find things out, but I had never been trained in an academic way how to go about the research.

David McCullough

#9. The hydrogen bomb is not the answer to the Western peoples' dream of full and final insurance of their security ... While it has increased their striking power it has sharpened their anxiety and deepened their sense of insecurity.

B.H. Liddell Hart

#10. Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Richard Branson

#11. There are some images that I will only use once, and not use again because they don't seem to really hit the nail right on the head, but there are some which are so strong they have to be reduced; sometimes just reusing them makes them stronger.

Keith Haring

#12. What is this eternity to me without you?What is the infinity of my domains?Empty ringing words,A spacious temple - without a divinity!

Mikhail Lermontov

#13. Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut? ... You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.

Kate Quinn

#14. We take our international responsibilities very seriously and will not withdraw our troops from Iraq ... Otherwise, the victims of terror in Madrid will have died in vain.

Marek Belka

#15. I'm theatrically trained. Before Vine, before any of the social media, I was an actor. I was going to auditions; I was taking the classes.

King Bach

#16. I don't claim to know everything, Wally. I only claim that everything can eventually be known.

S.A. Tawks