Funny Sneeze Quotes

#1. I don't want to be classified as an old-skool DJ or new-skool DJ. I want to be classified as an all-skool DJ who plays it all. I also want to learn to DJ house music in my own fashion.

Grandmaster Flash

#2. I have overturned the order. Nothing will ever be the same for any woman in this country again.

Philippa Gregory

#3. I had loved poetry and the theatre. Now I loved adventure more.

Sara Sheridan

#4. When the bread basket comes to the table and I have a bite, people are like, "Oh, you eat bread?" I say, "Oh, my God, of course I eat bread. I'm human."

Eva Mendes

#5. The backbone of success is ... hard work, determination, good planning, and perserverence.

Mia Hamm

#6. We may smile at these matters, but they are melancholy illustrations.

Joseph Howe

#7. No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

Jim Norton

#8. E! has just become a sad, sad place to live. They don't know what they're doing; they have no ideas ... everything they do just is a failure.

Chelsea Handler

#9. There is no denying that Francis Drake was a pirate and that the enterprise he conducted four years later in Panama was highway robbery, or at best, highjacking. But it was on the scale that transforms crime into politics.

Edmund S. Morgan

#10. Every day do something that frightens you.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#11. He smiled at me. He did that thing again, where he pulled back his lips and showed me his teeth. He smiled so big it made him sneeze. It was like he was saying, I know i'm a mess. Isn't it funny?

Kate DiCamillo

#12. Like most girls, her imagination carried her just as far as the altar and no further.

Margaret Mitchell

#13. What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.

Rodman Philbrick

#14. If you're doing something the same way you have been doing it for ten years, the chances are you are doing it wrong.

Charles Kettering

#15. I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.

Merrie Haskell

#16. I've been around for almost 10 years in the game but somehow I still look like I'm like on my second or third album or something. So it's good cause it doesn't blow up my age.

Fabolous

#17. (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

Victor Borge

#18. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

Ellen DeGeneres

#19. The Holy Spirit in enabling the already-justified believers to live with moral energy and will so that they really do please God again and again.

N. T. Wright

#20. The milk of human kindness should be brought fresh to the table every morning.

Austin O'Malley

#21. We talk about feelings. And about sex. And about bodies, and their gratification, violation, repair, decoration, deferred, maybe permanently deferred, mortality. Feelings are a bodily thing, and respecting them is called, is, kindness.

A.S. Byatt