Top 7 Andrew Lawrence Quotes
#1. I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.
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#2. I'm an athlete, but I'm not a runner. I'm 5-foot-8 and stocky - not exactly a runner's type.
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#3. I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that.
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#4. I get embarrassed by people. It's really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig.
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#5. I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.
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#6. Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff.
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