Funny Ski Instructor Quotes

#1. The fact is that five years ago I was, as near as possible, a different person to what I am tonight. I, as I am now, didn't exist at all. Will the same thing happen in the next five years? I hope so.

Siegfried Sassoon

#2. Human beings are made up of flesh and blood, and a miracle fiber called courage.

George S. Patton Jr.

#3. NBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.

Johnny Carson

#4. I was always making things. I made model airplanes and did a number of hands-on activities. I liked creating in some form or another, not realizing what it was all about.

Paul Smith

#5. Fear stimulates us to take action and can be our friend, but if you act as though fear is not there-if you deny it-it will build and create barriers.

Darren Johnson

#6. I identified historical hierarchical division of the arts into fine arts and craft as a major force in the marginalisation of women's work.

Rozsika Parker

#7. A bullet leaves evidence that a mortar doesn't.

Steven Galloway

#8. Only the sun is in the sky. Nothing flies. There are no angels here.

Ally Condie

#9. The best part of Jason was you!

Heidi Montag

#10. Next time you see a brother down
Stop and pick him up,
Cause you might be the next one stuck.

Grand Puba

#11. You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Kinky Friedman

#12. I don't have a collection, but I have a thing with jackets. I really like jackets. Whether it's an '80s motorbike jacket, or a Victorian jacket. I could wear the same jeans every day for months, but the jacket would be the thing that would change a lot.

Josephine De La Baume

#13. To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy."

"But I am a pussy.

Shelly Laurenston

#14. Impact in advertising today is 80 percent strategy, 20 percent copy. This makes it nearly impossible for good copy to compensate for weak strategy.

Roy H. Williams