Top 13 Funny Shadowhunter Quotes

#1. When you give a feast, do not invite your friends or your rich neighbors, in case they might invite you in return, and you would be repaid," she said, gazing down at her hands on the bar. "Invite the poor, the crippled, the lame and the blind. And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you.

Gary Whitta

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#2. Biological possibility and desire are not the same as biological need. Women have childbearing equipment. For them to choose not to use the equipment is no more blocking what is instinctive than it is for a man who, muscles or no, chooses not to be a weightlifter.

Betty Rollin

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#3. I would choose the heat above an equal degree of chill. The evidence of natural history points to a tropical origin for our species, and I believe it to be true.

Marie Brennan

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#4. This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.

J.R.R. Tolkien

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#5. It's always a good idea to sit at the fun table.

Esther Hicks

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#6. I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

Maureen Johnson

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#7. President Obama deserves credit for building what you call the largest coalition to fight terror.

Dana Perino

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#8. I am Providence.

H.P. Lovecraft

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#9. Experiments are mediators between nature and idea.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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#10. Kipling is a jingo imperialist, he is morally insensitive and aesthetically disgusting. It is better to start by admitting that, and then to try to find out why it is that he survives while the refined people who have sniggered at him seem to wear so badly.

George Orwell

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#11. Women in Africa, generally a lot needs to be done for women. Women are not being educated, not only in Angola but my trip to Nigeria, one point I would make over and over again was that women need to be educated too.

Mia Farrow

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#12. Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark.

Cassandra Clare

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#13. Sure, I'll just run out to the Piggly Wiggly and ask the butcher for a properly aged finger bone.

E.V. Iverson

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