Funny Segway Quotes

#1. They will never stop talking about you! No one can tell your story like you can!

Latasha Wakefield

#2. I'm not a big fan of the high-altitude approach of mega TV ads.

Foster Friess

#3. I've always been a mythology lover, and so I took a great deal of inspiration from the tales of various dark gods and popular versions of Hell from the Greeks and the Norse stories.

Michael Boatman

#4. The very act of drawing an object, however badly, swiftly takes the drawer from a woolly sense of what the object looks like to a precise awareness of its component parts and particularities.

Alain De Botton

#5. Mental Management is the process of maximising the probability of having a consistent mental performance, under pressure, on demand

Lanny Bassham

#6. The ultimate aim of the modern movement in biology is in fact to explain all biology in terms of physics and chemistry.

Francis Crick

#7. My cheeks tremble. My eyes water. I'm glad I was able to keep my shit together while he was here. I've

Riley Hart

#8. Love isn't only passion and joy. It's also sacrifice.

Cynthia Leitich Smith

#9. Kitsch evokes a future utopia looking back at a past that is selectively (mis)remembered, thereby helping to stabilize the present toward which kitsch is otherwise deeply anatagonistic.

Theodor Adorno

#10. You can't have a competitive, egalitarian meritocracy if only some of your citizens have the opportunity for a good education.

Rupert Murdoch

#11. I have never known a greater miracle, or monster, than myself.

Michel De Montaigne

#12. You're being kind of melodramatic.

Richelle Mead

#13. God had not abandoned us. He was actively working behind the scenes, when I had no means or spirit to fight.

K. Howard Joslin

#14. There are good and bad times, but our mood changes more often than our fortune.

Thomas Carlyle