Segway Quotes

#1. It is a shock to many college graduates that their segway into the real world is one of obligation, profound debt, and countless sacrifices of the soul.

Chris Matakas

#2. In 2010, Jimi Heselden, the multimillionaire owner of the company that makes Segway personal transporters, died after transporting himself over a cliff on his Segway and plunging eighty feet.

Cary McNeal

#3. The biggest benefit in my life comes from my Segway, which I use everywhere I am. If I'm going to San Antonio, for example, I'll load it in the car and just go everywhere with it.

Steve Wozniak

#4. Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy.

Dean Kamen

#5. Look at a Segway and tell me it's not the world's shittiest witch's broomstick. We only wanted jetpacks because we couldn't make magic carpets work.

Warren Ellis

#6. The entire ball game, in terms of both the exam and life, was what you gave attention to vs. what you willed yourself to not.

David Foster Wallace

#7. When John Murtha, for example, said the Marines are killing innocent civilians in cold blood.

George W. Bush

#8. I didn't know how I felt, except confused and bewildered, and very, very young. And the world all about us was wise, and old, so old.

V.C. Andrews

#9. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Nicholas Murray Butler

#10. Bridal is very much a performance - it is the one grand event in every woman's life.

Austin Scarlett

#11. Vengeance is a lazy form of grief.

Nicole Kidman

#12. Wise men can learn as much from a fool as from a philosopher. A fool is a splendid book to read from, because every leaf is open before you; there is a dash of the comic in the style, which entices you to read on, and if you gather nothing else, you are warned not to publish your own folly.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#13. Love happens when you are ready to share with another human being. Prayer happens when you are ready to share with God.

Rajneesh

#14. The punishment should fit the crime and if a doctor or drug company does harm knowingly or negligently to a patient they should be compensated to make them whole.

Corrine Brown

#15. Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan.

Queen Latifah

#16. There is only one you. Stop trying to devalue yourself by trying to be a copy of someone else.

Susie Clevenger

#17. Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.

Laura Schlessinger

#18. 'Will Grayson, Will Grayson' is about two guys named Will Grayson who live in different Chicago suburbs who eventually meet each other.

John Green