Funny Secretary Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Secretary Quotes

#1. Before I write a novel, images float around in my head that work like icons - they are meaningless in themselves, but serve as reminders. - Author: Jane Smiley
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#2. Two years ago, I was a twenty-nine year old secretary. Now I am a thirty-one year old writer. I get paid very well to sit around in my pajamas and type on my ridiculously fancy iMac, unless I'd rather take a nap. Feel free to hate me
I certainly would. - Author: Julie Powell
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#3. Europe should stick to an open economy, to competition and we should refuse protectionism. It will not save one single job in the long run to protect non-competitive industries. - Author: Anders Fogh Rasmussen
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#4. Don't be afraid to let your players know how much you care about them - Author: Thad Matta
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#5. The lesbian is a threatening reality for reality. - Author: Nicole Brossard
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#6. Drink was the most fearsome of deceivers ... for it promised one thing and came through with quite another. - Author: Kay Boyle
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#7. The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#8. Going to college and studying music is not a bad idea at all. I don't know if you can go to college and be taught heart. - Author: Blake Shelton
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#9. My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#10. Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#11. Lack of respect could make you angry. Lack of trust could get you killed. - Author: DiAnn Mills
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#12. Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. - Author: Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
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#13. I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things. - Author: Maggie Gyllenhaal
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#14. The rarest quality in an epitaph is truth. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#15. Just as a waterfall grows slower and more lightly suspended as it plunges down, so the great man of action tends to act with greater calmness than his tempestuous desires prior to the deed would lead one to expect. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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